Tag: women
member name: anna g. vanwinkle
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March 04, 2006 06:38 PM EST --
How to Sneeze Like a Woman:
Pieces is parts, parts is pieces. This is all well and good if you happen to be a Chicken McNugget. . . .
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April 02, 2006 07:00 AM EDT --
The woman who walks out our front door in the morning and the person who crawls out of my bed? don't even look related. The woman who crawls out of my bed in the mornings . . .
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April 13, 2006 11:34 AM EDT --
My mother called yesterday. My niece is getting married.
"Hey, sweetheart. I have something to ask you. I pulled my jewelry out of the safe deposit box. Do you mind if I give Jennie . . .
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April 01, 2006 05:53 PM EST --
Her feet were swollen up over the edges of her flats. They resembled baked muffins rising up from out of a muffin pan that had been filled a little too full before baking. She stood beside . . .
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April 24, 2006 10:40 PM EDT --
I have a friend. Her name is Lora. Lora supports my habit. Enables me. Feeds my addiction. She's my contact on the inside. She's connected. She knows which strings to pull and when. She walks . . .
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July 01, 2006 12:30 AM EDT --
Hello folks. Update here.
The DISASTER period known as June 2006 started with our truck driver for our military move showing up without anyone to pack our stuff into boxes. Those who did show up? Didn't . . .
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November 14, 2006 02:58 PM EST --
(Nichole P mentioned an ugly baby in her article All Men Are the Same - it reminded me of the last time I saw an ugly baby.)
One of my dearest and best friends had a baby. An all out ugly baby. . . .
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July 31, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
Friends. When we have them, we don't think about them too seriously.
We we don't have them? It's hard to think about anything else.
For the last five years I lived on . . .
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May 13, 2006 07:44 PM EDT --
Gail, Cat lover in spades. I asked her if she had a Tattoo?
Only ONE she could show me, and she smiled.
The tattoo reveal!
Gail's bike. She'd . . .
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May 18, 2006 11:48 AM EDT --
"You did it again?"
"I felt like purple."
"But what about three months ago when you felt like green?"
"It was winter then."
"And what about six months ago . . .
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November 06, 2006 04:05 PM EST --
The call came at 10:16 AM. It was short and sweet. I said I'd wait for more news and hung up. I lied.
I made two calls after that, jumped in the shower and packed my carry on case.
Looking . . .
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December 15, 2006 02:23 PM EST --
It's happened again. I get the nerve up to go out and about. Nerve to the point that perfume was applied and I'm wearing happy shoes...and then? Then. I can't find my keys. Again. . . .
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October 20, 2008 04:56 PM EDT --
She spent the last five years of Carson's life doing everything for Carson when he was dying of cancer. She bathed him, cleaned him, lotioned him, fed him, dressed him, drove . . .
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February 11, 2006 05:36 PM EST --
I have a friend, Evangeline - Vangie for short. Twenty times a week she pulls out every pot and pan she owns and cooks something. She's a disaster cook, doesn't economize - using two pans . . .
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April 12, 2006 06:48 AM EDT --
Kathryn and Wilhelmine aren't sleeping tonight. I woke up the first time when I heard the bumblebee hum of the c130's flying around the base flagpole.
(No, they aren't really flying around . . .
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February 02, 2006 09:57 PM EST --
When men screw up on the job - they are short and sweet with the amends. "I'm sorry." Then they move on.
When women mess up at work, they advertise it. Instead of minimizing . . .
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March 08, 2006 10:41 AM EST --
Oh god. I've gotten old. Or mean. Or old and mean. Codgerish maybe. My ears aren't so kindly patient anymore to the grumblings and mumblings of the brokenhearted who are stuck in relationships . . .
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May 05, 2006 10:27 AM EDT --
1. I get fat, but never notice getting there until one day I say 'hey, I've gotten fat again!'
2. I get thin, but never notice until one day I'm just not fat anymore.
3. I'm happier . . .
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March 07, 2006 12:44 PM EST --
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/04/AR2006030401083.html
Dear gather friends. I'm still in the grips of the crud that sat up in my lungs and established squatters . . .
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