Tag: random musings
member name: anna g. vanwinkle
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December 17, 2006 07:19 PM EST --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. . . .
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March 04, 2006 06:38 PM EST --
How to Sneeze Like a Woman:
Pieces is parts, parts is pieces. This is all well and good if you happen to be a Chicken McNugget. . . .
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May 18, 2006 12:04 PM EDT --
I don't know why he responds the way he does.
He knows I'm not after him.
I don't want him.
I don't need him.
If I did need him, I'd call. He'd come. It might take some coaxing, . . .
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March 14, 2006 11:48 PM EST --
While I take the time to feed a colony of perfectly sane feral cats - I've noticed that the wild strays are oddly free of neurotic behaviors.
This leads me to believe that our cats pick up all their . . .
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June 11, 2006 03:36 PM EDT --
OK. My dog is a good boy. Hang on, I'm being nudged.
"There, there. Good boy Tucker now go sit down. Well lay if you feel like it - it's close enough. We'll call it . . .
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June 12, 2006 06:18 PM EDT --
...."no, no, no. You put her shoes on before her clothes. That's not the way to dress a Barbie. Don't you know anything?"
"But I just wanted to keep playing."
"Well, . . .
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December 28, 2006 03:52 PM EST --
1. Always wear panties.
2.Lace does not a dress make.
3. When wearing a lace dress to mom's birthday party, wear panties.
4. If not wearing panties, don't wear minis.
5. If we must wear minis . . .
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August 29, 2007 08:18 AM EDT --
Ok - this may hit a nerve but it is not intended to...it's just how I feel sometimes about the comment beast.
We all know, that if you 'tit-for-tat' comment - (respond to every comment . . .
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June 17, 2006 06:18 PM EDT --
We are digging ourselves out this time. We've been on a two year financial plan. The plan is genius and simply called: Live Without It.
Unfortunately for us, our junk makes us feel good and . . .
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March 04, 2006 12:01 AM EST --
Dear God.
Yes, Its me. Yeah, yeah I know - I'm not a team player but I was born with an affliction to being yelled at by sweaty men in pulpits as well as peeling the backs of my . . .
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April 02, 2006 07:00 AM EDT --
The woman who walks out our front door in the morning and the person who crawls out of my bed? don't even look related. The woman who crawls out of my bed in the mornings . . .
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May 06, 2006 06:51 PM EDT --
1. I wish I had been as smart as I thought was when I could have really used the brain power.
2. I wish I'd been a natural joiner.
3. I wish I had found a direction in life at age 18 like all my . . .
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August 08, 2007 08:23 PM EDT --
Reputation is a two edged sword - because after one is earned? It is often called upon to be lived up to.
In this instance- IT is a 70 pound drooling black lab that was dragged down the street by one . . .
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September 15, 2007 08:23 PM EDT --
Of Being Lost – Then Found, Senior Moments & Finding God in the Parking Lot of Wal-Mart
I was leaving the Wal-Mart checkout –87.00 lighter, and ended up pushing my cart aimlessly . . .
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March 03, 2006 10:12 AM EST --
A moment from the job.
Wednesday at 4:30 PM is a day I will never foget.
First a little background on my views of farting. OH quit smiling. YOU FART TOO. According to the experts we all . . .
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March 14, 2006 11:14 PM EST --
They say that Cat's have much smaller heads than dogs, but what matters is what's between the ears. I don't know. For such sophisticated creatures, I find my pride of housecats very easy to . . .
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May 18, 2006 09:06 AM EDT --
Spanking Vs. Tough Love
I've always found that parent's are equally divided on this topic. Do we spank our children and make our point clearly and quick - or do we take the route . . .
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June 16, 2006 01:52 PM EDT --
My dad is the original Mr. Fix It. He's known world wide for his staunch snobbery of duct tape and those who use duct tape in the process of fixin' anything.
He's from . . .
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December 19, 2006 09:33 PM EST --
It's really been a weird season, and while I could forge on and write something holidayish, the weird is sticking to me more than the ribbons and bows. I'll forge ahead.
I have this relationship . . .
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March 04, 2006 08:13 PM EST --
My guys. Michael and Bryan. Big and Little. Shortage of Hair and lots of hair. Tall and short. Older and younger. Husband and Son. Priceless and Priceless. Life without them? Unimaginable times infinity. . . .
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